Lee Waters
The first of these transcripts came unannounced to the e-mail address of The Free Press in November of 2002. Since that first posting, the author has written us using the name "Lee Waters." We make no definitive statement as to these articles' true origin.

WARNING:  These transcripts are satire; any resemblance of any characters portrayed herein to any real persons, living or dead, is extremely unfortunate.

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