We can't make this s--t up

Dear Friends:

After Tom DeLay was forced out as House Majority Leader, three candidates emerged to replace him. They were Roy Blunt (Missouri), John Boehner (Ohio), and John Shadegg (Arizona).

They held the vote today. Blunt had the most votes. But the ballot was disqualified because MORE VOTES WERE CAST THAN ELIGIBLE VOTERS! This is not a joke, folks.

They held a second ballot. Guess who won? Boehner, FROM OHIO! Could Moliere have written a better play than this?

Thought you'd all find it amusing.