AUSTIN, Texas -- Thinking about nuclear weapons is sort of like
looking directly at the sun: If you do it for more than a split second, you
go blind. Or insane.
Our government is now contemplating such a ne plus
ultra of idiocy that it's enough to make one yearn for the dear,
departed days of MAD (mutual assured destruction). MAD was such a sane
policy. Dr. Strangelove, report for duty immediately, the Bush
administration needs YOU!
We are about to get a new nuclear weapons policy -- cute nukes.
Teeny-tiny nukes. I was betting the Pentagon would name them "precision
nukes," but I have once again underestimated our military's ability to
obfuscate with mind-numbing language. The cute nukes are "offensive strike
systems."
Now here's a sane sentence from the Pentagon's new Nuclear
Posture Review: "Non-nuclear strike capabilities may be particularly useful
to limit collateral damage and conflict escalation." That means we won't
wipe out entire populations and start World War III if we stick to
non-nukes. A point to be considered.
But our busy military planners like to plan for all
contingencies (except terrorists with box-cutters) and are proposing "a new
generation of nuclear weapons" -- just what we need. The cute nukes are to
be "employed against targets able to withstand non-nuclear attack (for
example, deep underground bunkers or bio-weapons facilities)."
The drawback to cute nukes is that they're more "useable" than
the old-fashioned, clunky kind -- it's so much more tempting to use just a
tiny little nuke. But cute nukes do have the same charming property as the
grown-up kind -- they're made of lethal radioactive materials no one on
God's green earth knows how to get rid of.
When the Cold War ended, we really did think we could finally
start "building down" the world's supply of these ungodly weapons. So who
signed us up to build a whole new generation of them? Did we vote on this?
Anybody recall Bush mentioning cute nukes while he was running for office?
Since we have to pay for it, don't we get a say?
Naturally, the rest of the world thinks we're nuts, and they're
not even using diplomatic language to say so. A Russian legislator inquired
if Americans "have somewhat lost touch with the reality in which they live."
We could spend some time relishing the glorious black humor MAD
produced, but let's take a few steps back here at look at the Big Picture.
Here are the questions: What do we think we are doing? And what kind of
country do we want to be?
According to the State Department, the federal budget in 1949
for international aid and diplomacy (that is, efforts to settle conflicts
peacefully) was $66.4 billion. In the 2002 budget, it is $23.8 billion (from
Harper's Index). We spend less on foreign aid per capita than any other
industrialized country. Japan spends $3.5 billion more in total than we do.
Some world leader.
We are also neglecting our own people and infrastructure. How
pathetic is it that we're going to put another trillion dollars into the
military while we cut back on child-care for women moving from welfare to
work?
We are, as we probably remind ourselves too often, the most
powerful nation on earth. How do we want to use that power? What do we stand
for? Democracy, human rights and global prosperity? Do we really think we
can make the world a better place by building a new arsenal of nukes? And
how much money does that take away from building democracy, human rights and
global prosperity?
In the play "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead," at the end
of the relentless tragedy, one says to the other, "There must have been a
time, somewhere near the beginning, when we could have said no." As the
beloved Robert Frost put it, "Two paths diverged in a wood, and I -- I took
the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." We have
been down the more-traveled path of spending insane sums for unspeakable
weapons many times before, and we know where it leads. The state of the
world today is not much of a recommendation for it. Before we lurch off onto
it again, let us at least stop and think, and ask questions and demand
answers, and consider alternatives.
Before the blood-dimmed tide is loosed, before we become a shape
with lion body and the head of a man, with a gaze blank and pitiless as the
sun, before we become that rough beast, its hour come round at last,
slouching toward Bethlehem to be born ... let's stop. And think. Because
this may be our only chance to say no.
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